No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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