S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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