I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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