I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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