yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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