i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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