True but thats because hes a fetus.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
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Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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