I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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