that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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