cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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