I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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