fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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