I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
do herpes really smell.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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