That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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