hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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