That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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