HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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