Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
