Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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