I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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