My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
her vagine was all disorganized.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
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