I'm drive I can fine osifer
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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