i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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