we made out on top of his cat.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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