worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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