I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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