He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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