he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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