i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Randomize
