Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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