mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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