like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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