return my video game
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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