I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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