remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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