I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
