hell yes lets make some ravioli
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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