And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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