Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
