butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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