We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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