the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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