I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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