would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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