nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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