Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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