I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I didn't notice because vodka
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
