dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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