Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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