you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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