I'm really into asian looking animals
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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