I'm really into asian looking animals
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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