Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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you inspire me to be a worse person
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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