her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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