he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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