Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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